thediastema's Diaryland
Diary
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Sputum, auto collisions, et cetera
If you surfed in from the ads promising a cartoon, and you'd rather a cartoon, the cartoon is here. And now the news. - A prankster opened up my respiratory tract one night and implanted therein a whole big bunch of petri dishes teeming with pathogens. I've missed several hours of work and expelled approximately two Olympic swimming pools' worth of phlegm. You're welcome.
- An otherwise charming guy struck Hamilton the other day with his pickup truck. He was found at fault but not cited. Hamilton awaits a new driver-side fender and rearview mirror. The people at State Farm have been surprisingly helpful. Car crashes are usually less boring than this.
- Ginger has given me a late birthday gift of beer and Monty Python. I guess when push comes to shove she's a pretty kickass boss.
- Today's bikini wax would indicate delusions of a sex life. You're welcome again.
- Whoever pitched me the Diarist Award nomination -- thank you! So sweet.
~ETK I can't believe I didn't realise it came back. How slow am I?
03:30 - 26 January, 2003
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