thediastema's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How I made $5 extra today ONC was telling me about the upcoming wedding of two of her friends. (She'll be a bridesmaid.) "Yeah, nobody really wants them to get married." "Is it that everybody thinks they're mismatched, or...?" "Well, yeah. He's a sweetheart and she's a cold, unfeeling bitch, and we all sort of secretly hope it'll fall through." "Gotcha. Hmmm...I guess if you wanted to, when the officiator asks if anyone sees a reason why they shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony, you could just have all the guests do The Wave." In other news, I won five dollars from HM in a bet regarding the actual phrasing of the Sara Lee corporate slogan. It is, indeed, "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee." I checked the official website. Yeah, the sad thing is HM wanted to make it a $100 bet, and I talked him down to the token sum. I could have a hundred bucks cash in my wallet right now. God dammit. ~ETK 02:03 - 05 June, 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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