thediastema's Diaryland Diary

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The results of too much \"Webster\"/13 April can still suck my ass/Eat the medicated food already

When I was little I watched a LOT of bad tv, and, as I realised when I was talking with Heidi tonight, it had a really profound effect on me.

For instance, I'd get in trouble and I'd use some quintessentially tv means of getting out of it. Like, one time, Mum was all, "What happened to my feather duster?"

My response was, "We'll be right back after these messages!"

So, in case you wondered, it's not as though I turned obnoxious anytime recently.

~~

Seeing someone's birthday in print somewhere, and shaking one's fist at it and growling, would suggest that one is not over that individual.

But it might suggest progress.

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If Pix could speak English it'd go like this:

"Pix, if you don't eat the medicated food, only the medicated food, and nothing but the medicated food, you could totally die. You know that, right?"

"I know, I know...but...it's just...the other food I steal from the boys tastes better."

"PIX!"

"I know, I know."

"MORTALITY!"

"But...but...TENDER CUTS!"

"IMMINENT DEATH!"

"But...but...SEA CAPTAIN'S CHOICE! ...Oooh, look, my own butt. Neat."

O, sweetheart, please please cooperate. I need you.

~ETK

03:47 - 02 June, 2003

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