thediastema's Diaryland Diary

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Helpful suggestions for reducing the frequency with which people compare you to me.

I haven't done this in a while, so here.

• Wash your bed linens.
• Get a date.
• Don't flagellate your colleagues.
• Come to think of it, don't publicly tell people, even in a roundabout way, to bite your left one, either.
• Throw a book at yourself every once in a while.
• Don't lie to your good friends.
• Creating Sims of the members of Sloan and watching them wallow in unliveable squalour does not constitute constructive use of time. So do less of that.
• Get your oil changed every three months. If not every three months, at least when the red light starts to flicker. The red light does not just flicker because the dashboard is "happy to see you." Dumbass.
• When you withdraw, you know, money? From, like, ATMs? It has to come from somewhere. It does not just materialise.
• Name your guitar already. It's getting a complex.
• Become more self-reliant. Than the near-21-year-old leech you currently resemble, I mean.

Happy 2003! Everybody post your prophecies (and proposed guitar names) in the comments receptacle below.

~ETK

8:55 p.m.

Yours Truly becomes an uncle! Congrats to my sis and brother in law for producing a healthy (and huge) 9 lb, 9 oz baby girl! --Congratulations, Ducky.

18:20 - 01 January, 2003

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