thediastema's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can post. I can. Days since last cigarette: 2. (Days since last cigarette before that: 8.) Days since last visit to a gay bar in Ogden: 2. Number of dollars mullet-sporting bouncer at gay club attempted to overcharge me for cover: four. Number of dollars she succeeded in overcharging me: zero. Number of free pitchers of beer awarded: one. Days since last drunken slamming of own head in door of a friend's car: 2. Cases of hiccoughs suppressed during visit to gay bar on night of said drunken, smoke-pervaded excursion: 5. Number of people in the four-woman carpool who were picturing Yuppie naked: 2. Number of people who KNEW the correct number of people picturing Yuppie naked: 1. Number of people in the car who had just been dumped: 1. Number of people in the car who had recently contemplated cheating on boyfriends because the chance to do so with a balding jazz pianist: 1. Number of beers consumed over the course of one long weekend: god, I don't know, only about ten. Pitiful. Cosmopolitans: one. Days before anybody's going to talk me into anything even remotely like that ever again: at least four. ~ETK
10:45 - 10 February, 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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