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The inherent bad karma of Hitler jokes

"Okay, not ALL small things are cute."

"Yeah, they are!"

"Nuh-uh."

"Yuh-huh."

"Not."

"Name something small that's not cute."

"Earwigs are small and not cute."

"They're kinda cute! In a sick way!"

"Whatever. Okay, liver flukes aren't cute. They're little."

"Liver flukes...okay, I don't know what liver flukes look like."

"Wormy and liver-eating-y."

"Then they MUST be cute."

"Okay, I've got one."

"Okay."

"Okay, HITLER's MOUSTACHE was little, and IT was NOT CUTE!"

"It was...kinda cute!"

I looked at ONC.

ONC grinned.

I burst into song: "ONC loves Hitler! ONC loves Hitler!"

This is the moment the Managing Director picked to stroll past my window with an odd smirk on his face as he regarded us all.

~ETK

"Comments are more than welcome. That's why that little link is down there." --Jas

02:17 - 07 August, 2003

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