thediastema's Diaryland Diary

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Friday Fivin' for the very first time

And there you go. I'm on the bandwagon at last.

1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?

Don't Be a Menace to Mormontown While Drinking Your Juice in the Office

2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?

• Requisite establishing shots of SLC: "Don't Change Your Plans" by Ben Folds Five, in a display of ridiculous irony.
• Love scenes: "Masoko Tanga" by the Police; "Theme" by Cibo Matto.
• Car chase scenes: "Sensory Deprivation" by Sloan.
• Dramatic climax: "When I'm Down" by Chris Cornell, then "It's Not" by Aimee Mann.
• Denouement: "Speed of Light" by Teenage Fanclub.

3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?

Live-action with claymation dream sequences.

4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?

Mena Suvari (after a few sandwiches) as "Erin"
Trace Beaulieu as "Dad"
Sharon Osbourne as "Mum"
Eliza Dushku as "Shan"
Kate Hudson as "Dimples"
Topher Grace as "Big Gay Al"
One of Bollywood's many hot chicks as "Dinah"
Jared Leto as "Durwood"
The nearest Irish bartender as "Pelican"
Owen Wilson as "Four-Eyes"
Natalie Portman as "Peg"
Leelee Sobieski as "Jessica"
Kirsten Dunst as "Maura"
Kelsey Grammer (in a bald cap) as "HM"
Finola Hughes (with a silver dye job) as "HRH"
Heidi Perry as "Herself"
Well-paid humane society rescues as "The Cats"

5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.

"In a world where women wear sweatsuits with full makeup...it takes a certain mentality to set yourself apart." (Bunch of other meaningless buzztalk with clips of the only good scenes and the use of "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the MGs.)

~ETK

21:32 - 25 July, 2003

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