thediastema's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, \"My Sharona\"? Was NOT. By AEROSMITH! We went to the record store the other day, and I introduced him to the cardboard boxes on the floor where everything costs between $0.50 and $3.00. He picked out two $1 CDs based entirely on their cover art, and they both rule. And I met his family. They're so Utah, when you cut them they bleed fry sauce, but despite our glaring cultural gap, we get along fabulously. Also, he told me he loves me. ~~ Pix is getting really, really, really skinny. We're talking kids-in-the-Sally-Struthers-commercials-now-look-rather-like-John-Goodman-in-comparison skinny. If you know the number for a back-alley quack who'll perform a human-to-feline body-fat transplant, please contact me with that info. ~~ My office will be hiring in a few weeks, because essentially everyone is leaving. People who act like they're four but think they can boss me around because they're five years older and wear their wisdom teeth on chains around their necks need not apply. Just needed to get that off my chest. ~~ Today's in-office impression of Dick van Dyke doing his Mary Poppins penguin dance was a lukewarm success. ~ETK 12:28 - 27 August, 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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