thediastema's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haunted by local anthropologists and LIKING it! Dear Master, She quoted me! I didn't find out until checking my stats just now, but there it was. D'awwww! ~~ A dream I had, rewritten in sketch format: INT. PTC, DAY. It appears to be a Saturday Matinee shift, because Erin is in full usher regalia and standing at the west door. She is chatting indistinctly with HM when he ambles over to the south door to meet with Four-Eyes. Four makes his way silently across the lobby, holding a pair of yellow-handled scissors in his hand. His left hand. He's not a lefty. That's dangerous, Four-Eyes! ERIN: (Happily but rudely:) What the hell are you doing here?! You quit half a year ago! FOUR: (Congenially but with that unmistakable air of "don't hate me because I have more money than God":) I'm going to be the new Artistic Director! ERIN: (Falls on her back and starts applauding.) Nice job! FOUR: (Kind of gay, but not REALLY gay:) Thanks, girlfriend. (Goes over to the Baldwin baby grand and has a seat.) ERIN: (To HM.) He's the new A.D.? Isn't that kind of a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE idea? HM: Jealous? (Enter Sup at west door with all-female entourage.) ERIN: SUP! I haven't seen you since you left in January! SUP: Yeah, I'm seeing the show. With my lesbians! Say hi, lesbians! LESBIANS: Hi, Lesbians! (All laugh.) (FOUR glares at all of them from his post at the piano, which he appears to be playing, but no sound is coming out.) HM: (Noticing Erin is watching Four play silent piano.) He's going to bring a big lead weight over to the counter at some point. Put it in this bucket. ERIN: Uh, okay. (Goes behind the counter. Four brings over the scissors instead.) (Sup and Sup's Lesbians return, each carrying a pig.) SUP and LESBIANS: BEAUTY PAGEANT! BEAUTY PAGEANT! Fade to black. ~~ And that's how we know I'm going back to work on Monday. I'm having those dreams again. ~ETK 14:43 - 02 March, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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